Adios to Dominic and Sara – B-boys and B-girls Found Crying

The b-boys and b-girls of America were found crying after last nights So You Think You Can Dance results show. Yes, Dominic and Sara got sent home after performing the 2 best solos of the night. Well, that’s how this show works. Here’s the full recap of the night:

SHOW 319/320
8/02/07

Only a six-pack of dancers will remain after tonight. Right now, we got an eighter. Eighters are okay. A little harder to carry. Sixers are the standard for a reason. Cat joyfully sets the tone for tonight’s show and I joyfully look at her. For the opening group number, the dancers pretend to be toys. Toys in the matrix. Zombie toys in the matrix. And really, isn’t that exactly what they are?

Dressed like she’s attending a benefit fundraiser for a local children’s hospital, Cat informs us that we voted 8 million times last night. Well, not we. You. Then she introduces tonight’s jidgis (that’s how she said it), Nigel, Mary and Adam Shankman. Cat asks Nigel what makes it so hard to be a dancer and Nigel goes on a five-minute ramble about how terrible a dancer’s career is. To sum up, you’re a dancer for about ten minutes, auditions suck and you constantly have to think about what you’ll do for work besides dancing. Oh, and your career is over in ten minutes. Did we mention that? Speaking for the defense, Adam says dancing is fun. So that’s why we do it!

Cat promises us results on the other side of the break and technically she’s right. But the not right now. First, each dancer will perform a solo that is meaningless except for entertainment value. Those votes are set in stone! Sara cuts up to some Big Daddy Kane, who stopped making records shortly after she was born. Hey, FYI, chicks are into Neil. And Dominic got himself stuck in a lawn chair. On purpose. I mean, if somebody did this at a barbecue, you’d think, “Oh my God! That guy is so drunk we need to get him to the hospital to have his stomach pumped!” But Dominic did it on purpose.

After that little diversion, it’s finally time for some results. Eventually. Okay, here they are. The girls are trotted out so we can identify the bottom two. You know what? They’re all in the bottom two to me. Wait…that’s not a compliment. Let’s start with Sara and Lacey. One is safe and one is in the bottom two. And that one is…Sara. The bottom two one, that is.

Now for Lauren and Sabra. One of you is safe and one is in the bottom two. Just like the last pairing. Lauren, you join Sara. Sabra, you join Lacey. L&S, S&L.

After that, it’s the fellers. And this is getting scarier than knowing that Jason Bourne is loose in New York City. Man, the chicks love Neil. How could he lose at this point? I guess he could break his tibia in a dirt bike accident. You know, we could go through all of the rigamarole about one is safe, one isn’t…here is what the judges said last night…but I’m succinct! Starting now! Neil and Dominic are the bottom two guys. The only explanation is that Neil makes chicks pass out and they are then unable to vote.

So one guy and one girl are pegged to go home. And they are…on hold until after this One Republic performance. Okay, it’s over. Just like Sara’s and Dominic’s stints on the show.